• Abby
  • https://abbydenton.podbean.com/
• Michael
  • https://www.tinybarbarian.com/
  • https://dawnoftimecomics.com/

Topics:

• That moment when the podcast ads don't play
• Lobsang Rampa
• I had a dream where I needed to recolor my teeth. Why don't video game character creators support this?
• "I've Been Writing You A Poem," by Abby Denton
• Cats you can ride, pre-He Man

Microtopics:

• Cyber Cafe.
• Tiny Barbarian DX.
• An exciting new way to give me money.
• The gamut of barbarian sizes.
• Learning the power of chat from Alan Partridge.
• A podcast deciding that you're not worth advertising to.
• Launching into the jokes and the fiending.
• 99% Inaudible.
• Elvira's lawful good rival.
• Sugarhill Oiljack.
• Roundtree's fruit pastilles.
• A more colorful playful treat time.
• The comic book guy sizing you up and stapling appropriate ads into the comic you're buying.
• Finding out a lot of very interesting information about Texas Railroad Commissioner and forgetting it all immediately.
• Page after page of ads and then a back cover.
• A hardcore Bush-era ad explaining that Klonoa's gonna kill your mom.
• Two Dollar Groos.
• Writing a fan letter to the guy who letters Groo the Wanderer.
• Groo ASMR on GrooTube.
• A man in the 50s. (And the 60s.)
• A plumber from London who found success writing books about Tibetan mysticism.
• What English sounds like to an Italian speaker.
• Prisencolinescionalciusol.
• Lobsang Rampa getting an extra bump from people misspelling Danganronpa.
• Painting your teeth mother of pearl.
• The Xbox 360s mii knockoffs.
• Breath of the Wild's NPC faces.
• Mr. Potato Head Plug and Play Mouth.
• Mainly a tooth-oriented game.
• Dentists wearing a back sack over their head.
• How dentures happen.
• Insulin price caps.
• Explaining to the nice lady who works at the grocery store that the company she works for is monstrous.
• Trashy people in all walks of life.
• Why shouldn't I be able to give Bayonetta missing teeth?
• Post-hoc nightmares where they only upset you after you wake up.
• The bladder comes to me, I don't go to the bladder.
• Changing the scansion on the fly.
• Writing a poem for a relative who won't appreciate it.
• Whether children only like 3D animation now.
• Whether it's cheaper to do 3D or 2D animation.
• Wanting to play with the person you see even though they can't step out of the phone.
• People who love being perceived.
• This poem's threen.
• Vamping about an ambiguous number because of diabetes.
• Feeling shaky even though you are not shaking.
• Fat cats in Washington and what they're sitting on.
• Two people in the universe with perfectly incompatible needs.
• The only member of your family who didn't go into the hard sciences.
• The giant cats in Tom and Jerry going their weird shifting their muscles walk.
• A mockery of a crown.
• There he is; the poopy man.
• Thinking of a man riding on a cat.
• The Lure of the Basilisk.
• The Gandalara Cycle.
• Teleport vs. New Body.
• A big cat-riding opportunity.
• Riding around on a cat made of pure vinyl.
• How did Cringer get like that, Prince Adam?
• Little jokes you do with your partner.
• Wingor, Trunkor and Unkor.
• She-Ra taking it back from the boys.

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