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    <title>Topic Lords - Episodes Tagged with “Noel”</title>
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  <title>341. The Real Jim Stormdancer (On My Birth Certificate)</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Lords: Andrew and Noel. We discuss Moss Moss design &amp; process, being gaslit by an open-source 3D physics engine, ACME products, and Splinter by Carl Sandburg</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Lords:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Andrew

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Noel

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://noelcody.itch.io/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;https://noelcody.itch.io/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Topics:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Moss Moss design &amp;amp; process&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Being gaslit by an open-source 3D physics engine&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;ACME products&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Splinter by Carl Sandburg

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://allpoetry.com/poem/14327262-Splinter-by-Carl-Sandburg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;https://allpoetry.com/poem/14327262-Splinter-by-Carl-Sandburg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Microtopics:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Blippo+&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wearing merch for a TV show in the Blippo+ cosmology.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The bureau where you keep your cotton.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mossing the world and finding secrets. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Designing for mystery and discovery. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A platformer with no skill checks. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The standard puzzle game playbook. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Designing your game to offer one question per screen. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pig Farm. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Discovering your way through a story. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What to show and what to hide &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Collecting leaves that grow a vine up to something at the top. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cats or rabbits or turnips or something.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;An underrated comment on the Pico-8 BBS.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A secret at the end of the game that you try to be okay with most players not finding. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Play testing with your local game dev scene. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Various Pico-8 data compression strategies.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Code golfing until you can't stand it. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ending every project in a nightmare slog.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;PARENS-8.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How Pico-8 makes constraints feel real and not like some arbitrary bullshit you decided to do. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Forking Pico-8 and expanding the token limit to 8193.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;50 years of game designs to draw examples from. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Spikes. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Bounding your understanding of the space. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The satisfying feeling of playing a good XAMWWSKH.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lions sculpted out of hedges that want to give you a big hug. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Creatures in the game world just going about your business in a way that can aid or hinder you. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Just lil dudes, just hanging out. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The feeling of being outside the bounds of a game world.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lunacid.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Games that don't know you're playing them.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The pickup truck you can just barely spot in Pokemon Red.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Interpreting data as a compressed Pokemon. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Trying to make an N64 game because Pyrite 64 came out &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Testing on your Summer Cart.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Choosing the physics engine that only supports cubes. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lateral friction. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Reading about video game car physics on the Internet and getting so desperate that you start asking the LLMs.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Four wheels all applying different forces in different conditions.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What Google indexes now rather than text on the Internet.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A heavily abbreviated transcript. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Nearly 20,000 microtopics. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;microtopics_ebooks.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;An ebook written by many uncredited people.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Collecting 30,000 Bug Mars Work Visa signatures.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Informing your users that you are collecting their personal information but only in order to improve the contents of your wallet. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Zenith Electronics Is.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The game developers who broke off of Activision to form Accolade looking in the dictionary to find a name that's come earlier than Activision in alphabetical listings, and then the game developers who broke off from Accolade to form Acclaim doing the same thing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Going to a movie theater in the 1930s because that's how you see the memes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hanna-Barbera inventing a new animation technique where they give everybody a collar so they can animate their head and body separately.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Disney replacing animators with photocopiers in the 1950s.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A medium's technical limitations eventually becoming an art style. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How often did they make the Looney Tunes? How many Looney Tunes are there? &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Shorts that play before the main feature. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The DJ in the projection booth deciding what Looney Tune will drive the crowd wildest.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How many movies are made each year.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When the MPAA was established.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Which Looney Tunes did they play in front of the R-rated movies?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A splinter of singing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you say hello a thousand times, is the thousandth time actually a goodbye?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eating the last grilled cheese sandwich of your life, and either being aware of it or not aware of it.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Crickets going extinct every winter and re-evolving in the spring.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Crickets becoming locusts in the winter and seeing how many divine plagues they can enact before springtime.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Entomology Blog: you're totally full of shit.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Walking towards a cricket and it stops chirping and you're like "how am I supposed to hunt you down and eat you now?"&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The science weighs in: we won't be able to visit the aliens, but we will be able to send them a plague of locusts. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Andrew

<ul>
<li><a href="https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/" rel="nofollow">https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Noel

<ul>
<li><a href="https://noelcody.itch.io/" rel="nofollow">https://noelcody.itch.io/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Moss Moss design &amp; process</li>
<li>Being gaslit by an open-source 3D physics engine</li>
<li>ACME products</li>
<li>Splinter by Carl Sandburg

<ul>
<li><a href="https://allpoetry.com/poem/14327262-Splinter-by-Carl-Sandburg" rel="nofollow">https://allpoetry.com/poem/14327262-Splinter-by-Carl-Sandburg</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Blippo+</li>
<li>Wearing merch for a TV show in the Blippo+ cosmology.</li>
<li>The bureau where you keep your cotton.</li>
<li>Mossing the world and finding secrets. </li>
<li>Designing for mystery and discovery. </li>
<li>A platformer with no skill checks. </li>
<li>The standard puzzle game playbook. </li>
<li>Designing your game to offer one question per screen. </li>
<li>Pig Farm. </li>
<li>Discovering your way through a story. </li>
<li>What to show and what to hide </li>
<li>Collecting leaves that grow a vine up to something at the top. </li>
<li>Cats or rabbits or turnips or something.</li>
<li>An underrated comment on the Pico-8 BBS.</li>
<li>A secret at the end of the game that you try to be okay with most players not finding. </li>
<li>Play testing with your local game dev scene. </li>
<li>Various Pico-8 data compression strategies.</li>
<li>Code golfing until you can&#39;t stand it. </li>
<li>Ending every project in a nightmare slog.</li>
<li>PARENS-8.</li>
<li>How Pico-8 makes constraints feel real and not like some arbitrary bullshit you decided to do. </li>
<li>Forking Pico-8 and expanding the token limit to 8193.</li>
<li>50 years of game designs to draw examples from. </li>
<li>Spikes. </li>
<li>Bounding your understanding of the space. </li>
<li>The satisfying feeling of playing a good XAMWWSKH.</li>
<li>Lions sculpted out of hedges that want to give you a big hug. </li>
<li>Creatures in the game world just going about your business in a way that can aid or hinder you. </li>
<li>Just lil dudes, just hanging out. </li>
<li>The feeling of being outside the bounds of a game world.</li>
<li>Lunacid.</li>
<li>Games that don&#39;t know you&#39;re playing them.</li>
<li>The pickup truck you can just barely spot in Pokemon Red.</li>
<li>Interpreting data as a compressed Pokemon. </li>
<li>Trying to make an N64 game because Pyrite 64 came out </li>
<li>Testing on your Summer Cart.</li>
<li>Choosing the physics engine that only supports cubes. </li>
<li>Lateral friction. </li>
<li>Reading about video game car physics on the Internet and getting so desperate that you start asking the LLMs.</li>
<li>Four wheels all applying different forces in different conditions.</li>
<li>What Google indexes now rather than text on the Internet.</li>
<li>A heavily abbreviated transcript. </li>
<li>Nearly 20,000 microtopics. </li>
<li>microtopics_ebooks.</li>
<li>An ebook written by many uncredited people.</li>
<li>Collecting 30,000 Bug Mars Work Visa signatures.</li>
<li>Informing your users that you are collecting their personal information but only in order to improve the contents of your wallet. </li>
<li>Zenith Electronics Is.</li>
<li>The game developers who broke off of Activision to form Accolade looking in the dictionary to find a name that&#39;s come earlier than Activision in alphabetical listings, and then the game developers who broke off from Accolade to form Acclaim doing the same thing.</li>
<li>Going to a movie theater in the 1930s because that&#39;s how you see the memes.</li>
<li>Hanna-Barbera inventing a new animation technique where they give everybody a collar so they can animate their head and body separately.</li>
<li>Disney replacing animators with photocopiers in the 1950s.</li>
<li>A medium&#39;s technical limitations eventually becoming an art style. </li>
<li>How often did they make the Looney Tunes? How many Looney Tunes are there? </li>
<li>Shorts that play before the main feature. </li>
<li>The DJ in the projection booth deciding what Looney Tune will drive the crowd wildest.</li>
<li>How many movies are made each year.</li>
<li>When the MPAA was established.</li>
<li>Which Looney Tunes did they play in front of the R-rated movies?</li>
<li>A splinter of singing.</li>
<li>If you say hello a thousand times, is the thousandth time actually a goodbye?</li>
<li>Eating the last grilled cheese sandwich of your life, and either being aware of it or not aware of it.</li>
<li>Crickets going extinct every winter and re-evolving in the spring.</li>
<li>Crickets becoming locusts in the winter and seeing how many divine plagues they can enact before springtime.</li>
<li>Entomology Blog: you&#39;re totally full of shit.</li>
<li>Walking towards a cricket and it stops chirping and you&#39;re like &quot;how am I supposed to hunt you down and eat you now?&quot;</li>
<li>The science weighs in: we won&#39;t be able to visit the aliens, but we will be able to send them a plague of locusts.</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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  <itunes:summary>
    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Andrew

<ul>
<li><a href="https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/" rel="nofollow">https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Noel

<ul>
<li><a href="https://noelcody.itch.io/" rel="nofollow">https://noelcody.itch.io/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Moss Moss design &amp; process</li>
<li>Being gaslit by an open-source 3D physics engine</li>
<li>ACME products</li>
<li>Splinter by Carl Sandburg

<ul>
<li><a href="https://allpoetry.com/poem/14327262-Splinter-by-Carl-Sandburg" rel="nofollow">https://allpoetry.com/poem/14327262-Splinter-by-Carl-Sandburg</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Blippo+</li>
<li>Wearing merch for a TV show in the Blippo+ cosmology.</li>
<li>The bureau where you keep your cotton.</li>
<li>Mossing the world and finding secrets. </li>
<li>Designing for mystery and discovery. </li>
<li>A platformer with no skill checks. </li>
<li>The standard puzzle game playbook. </li>
<li>Designing your game to offer one question per screen. </li>
<li>Pig Farm. </li>
<li>Discovering your way through a story. </li>
<li>What to show and what to hide </li>
<li>Collecting leaves that grow a vine up to something at the top. </li>
<li>Cats or rabbits or turnips or something.</li>
<li>An underrated comment on the Pico-8 BBS.</li>
<li>A secret at the end of the game that you try to be okay with most players not finding. </li>
<li>Play testing with your local game dev scene. </li>
<li>Various Pico-8 data compression strategies.</li>
<li>Code golfing until you can&#39;t stand it. </li>
<li>Ending every project in a nightmare slog.</li>
<li>PARENS-8.</li>
<li>How Pico-8 makes constraints feel real and not like some arbitrary bullshit you decided to do. </li>
<li>Forking Pico-8 and expanding the token limit to 8193.</li>
<li>50 years of game designs to draw examples from. </li>
<li>Spikes. </li>
<li>Bounding your understanding of the space. </li>
<li>The satisfying feeling of playing a good XAMWWSKH.</li>
<li>Lions sculpted out of hedges that want to give you a big hug. </li>
<li>Creatures in the game world just going about your business in a way that can aid or hinder you. </li>
<li>Just lil dudes, just hanging out. </li>
<li>The feeling of being outside the bounds of a game world.</li>
<li>Lunacid.</li>
<li>Games that don&#39;t know you&#39;re playing them.</li>
<li>The pickup truck you can just barely spot in Pokemon Red.</li>
<li>Interpreting data as a compressed Pokemon. </li>
<li>Trying to make an N64 game because Pyrite 64 came out </li>
<li>Testing on your Summer Cart.</li>
<li>Choosing the physics engine that only supports cubes. </li>
<li>Lateral friction. </li>
<li>Reading about video game car physics on the Internet and getting so desperate that you start asking the LLMs.</li>
<li>Four wheels all applying different forces in different conditions.</li>
<li>What Google indexes now rather than text on the Internet.</li>
<li>A heavily abbreviated transcript. </li>
<li>Nearly 20,000 microtopics. </li>
<li>microtopics_ebooks.</li>
<li>An ebook written by many uncredited people.</li>
<li>Collecting 30,000 Bug Mars Work Visa signatures.</li>
<li>Informing your users that you are collecting their personal information but only in order to improve the contents of your wallet. </li>
<li>Zenith Electronics Is.</li>
<li>The game developers who broke off of Activision to form Accolade looking in the dictionary to find a name that&#39;s come earlier than Activision in alphabetical listings, and then the game developers who broke off from Accolade to form Acclaim doing the same thing.</li>
<li>Going to a movie theater in the 1930s because that&#39;s how you see the memes.</li>
<li>Hanna-Barbera inventing a new animation technique where they give everybody a collar so they can animate their head and body separately.</li>
<li>Disney replacing animators with photocopiers in the 1950s.</li>
<li>A medium&#39;s technical limitations eventually becoming an art style. </li>
<li>How often did they make the Looney Tunes? How many Looney Tunes are there? </li>
<li>Shorts that play before the main feature. </li>
<li>The DJ in the projection booth deciding what Looney Tune will drive the crowd wildest.</li>
<li>How many movies are made each year.</li>
<li>When the MPAA was established.</li>
<li>Which Looney Tunes did they play in front of the R-rated movies?</li>
<li>A splinter of singing.</li>
<li>If you say hello a thousand times, is the thousandth time actually a goodbye?</li>
<li>Eating the last grilled cheese sandwich of your life, and either being aware of it or not aware of it.</li>
<li>Crickets going extinct every winter and re-evolving in the spring.</li>
<li>Crickets becoming locusts in the winter and seeing how many divine plagues they can enact before springtime.</li>
<li>Entomology Blog: you&#39;re totally full of shit.</li>
<li>Walking towards a cricket and it stops chirping and you&#39;re like &quot;how am I supposed to hunt you down and eat you now?&quot;</li>
<li>The science weighs in: we won&#39;t be able to visit the aliens, but we will be able to send them a plague of locusts.</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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