• Maxx
• Michael

Topics:

• Reinventing pants
• Plortonomics (the economy in the game Slime Rancher)
• The Leaning American
• Maggie and Milly and Molly and May, by E. E. Cummings
  • https://poets.org/poem/maggie-and-milly-and-molly-and-may

Microtopics:

• Rabbits and writing.
• Buying the lede (but thankfully the rabbits dug it up)
• Lord Veterans
• Ancillary Justice, or The Imperial Radch.
• Rabbits who want nothing more than to chew louder than you talk.
• Leaving space for the elephant in the room
• Inventing a new kind of pants inspired by taiko drumming.
• After years, finally trying out your new idea for how to sew pants, and realizing that the waist of the pants only reaches the crotch.
• Pants that are only made of rectangles.
• The slow process of realizing what pants are.
• Rapidly becoming pants.
• The universe doesn't end with a bang, but with a zip. (Of the pants.)
• Inventing a new kind of pants and looking them up online and realizing that they already exist and the name is extremely offensive.
• Pants that are just a square of cloth that you fold around your leg.
• A new kind of pants where the crotch is higher than the waist.
• Disassembling the kimono to hang it up to dry.
• Looking up the etymology of "pants" and it comes from an ancient word that means "the thing you can't just fold around your legs, you have to find a pattern on ravelry and sew it"
• Back when "pants" were just two leg tubes that you tied to your shirt.
• Clothespins: they turn tubes into clothes.
• How pants are different for fat people.
• Clean room pants reverse engineering.
• Asking a tailor who's never seen pants to make you pants based on a verbal description of a Taiko drummer you saw once.
• Making plorts after eating.
• Vacuuming up the plorts.
• Extremely ineffective insider trading.
• The kind of crime you only get caught at if people hate you.
• Gathering data on when people didn't file a malpractice suit.
• Doctor Parsley diagnosing you with sleep apnea based on the width of your neck.
• Suing a little mouse for malpractice because his tiny thimbleful of chamomile tea didn't cure your hepatitis A.
• Wholesome farming games where you go back to nature and practice aggressive capitalism.
• Throwing your slimes into the sea. (Which is maybe made of slimes.)
• The fantasy of running at high speed down a hill.
• The fantasy of skateboarding without dying.
• Incentivizing the player to discover new plorts.
• The fantasy of being on friendly terms with your neighbors.
• Comparing your favorite Animal Crossing villagers with your favorite Love Island cast members.
• The two competing Britain's Favorite Gardener.
• A reality show where you check in three times on people doing a project.
• What the rest of the world does instead of leaving.
• Learning how to stand – normally a thing only babies do.
• Leaning on an inclined surface made for a butt.
• Leaning less when you're visiting Japan.
• Crab Doctor.
• Reading a poem before it's too late.
• Narcissists soaking French.
• Tag yourself, I'm the horrible thing racing sideways while blowing bubbles.
• As small as a world and as large as alone.
• Wikipedia Dad.
• Gauging how long an answer to give a child asking a philosophical question.
• The Final Plug of Maxx Yamasaki.

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Lords:

• Maxx
  • maxx.infinity@gmail.com
• Michael
  • https://www.instagram.com/softseabunny/
  • https://www.tiktok.com/@creative.rabbit

Topics:

• "World's greatest author Chuck Tingle"
• Way of making moving easier, collective tips?
  • https://overmental.com/content/the-beautiful-zelda-artwork-of-katsuya-terada-7898
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DataHand
• Melatonin parenting decisions
• http://false-panels.com/fjf/

Microtopics:

• Rabbit nose speeds.
• A stranger from Australia handing you a twenty dollar bill.
• Lining a trench coat with Steam keys.
• How to make Elden Ring feel like a video game rather than a slog.
• An incredible variety of fantastical biomes filled with body horror monstrosities that are inexplicably bad at killing you.
• Playing Elden Ring with passive enemies
• Big columns with massively muscular horsemen.
• Sheep curling up into a wheel and rolling away.
• Fostering a different sense of what accomplishment means.
• Ramps interweaving the stairway.
• Going into a spooky house and the house is like "why would you come in here? Can't you see I'm haunted"
• Going into a spooky house in hopes of seeing bespoke content.
• An author of real books that people think are memes.
• A tornado that has a butthole because it must've picked it up with all the other debris.
• Lesbian candy corn.
• High-functioning chocoholics.
• Having sex with the State of California and reading the list of things that the State of California has found to cause cancer.
• Making a career out of exploring the weird connections in your own mind.
• Writing to Chuck Tingle to ask for more details about the 747's genitalia.
• Moving house and then moving house again immediately, to save yourself a packing/unpacking cycle.
• Having many shamefully confusing objects and making the movers wear blindfolds.
• Making your friends wear blindfolds and rely on LIDAR when they come into your house.
• Putting all your vacation souvenirs in storage and going to your storage unit when you want to remember your vacation.
• Three drawers of cables organized into power cables, USB cables and audio cables, all neatly constrained with velcro.
• Giving your rabbit decoy cables to chew on so that the important cables remain safe.
• Throwing away 70% of your stuff.
• Whether it's a lie if you have books on your shelf that you haven't read yet.
• Apocryphal John Waters quotes.
• Having an outfit for hacktivism.
• Mounting the spines of books you've read above your hearth.
• Data Hands.
• A keyboard that doesn't work in direct sunlight.
• Foot Mouse and the Data Hands.
• Staring into the abyss, wiggling your fingers.
• Underwear computing.
• Late-onset melatonin generation.
• How to deal when everybody in the family gets sick at once.
• An island made of bureaucracy.
• The fax machine in your underwear computer.
• How to pronounce "James" according to Jim's facebook profile.
• Armchairing a request for poetry in the rudest way possible.
• Streets that duel like coarse teeth.
• The matted thing that leaves its woman without the duck.
• Hooking your poetry generator up to a receipt printer so people can print a new poem on demand.
• Writing a poem and finding out what you meant later.
• Soup repair.
• A man who is nice on British TV but angry on American TV.
• Old Enough!
• An extremely relatable two year old.
• Being tasked with juicing some oranges and spending the next hour chasing the dog.

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