• Erica
• Micah
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/micahwrites/

Topics:

• Puerto Rico branded holiday jams
• Chive drama on Reddit
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1o0j6hq/cutting_a_cup_of_chives_everyday_until_the_reddit/
• How to cure tinnitus (maybe)
• The Ballad of Blasphemous Bill
  • https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46647/the-ballad-of-blasphemous-bill
• In defense of making movies sequels until they're good again

Microtopics:

• Being finished with horrible shit.
• Being in the middle of things forever.
• The Minutes of the Intermittent Meetings of the Society of Apocryphal Gentlefolk, by Dark Art
• Coming down from the high of PiCoSteveMo.
• Explaining PiCoSteveMo to someone like it's their first time at Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• Two things I'm willing to sacrifice to play PiCoSteveMo games.
• Putting your PICO-8 game in a CRT filter.
• Lawnmower Man, based on the title by Stephen King.
• Developing a field system in Puerto Rico.
• Winston's face appearing to the extent that Zoom thinks it's part of my chest.
• A deafening hospital siren playing while you're trying to have a good time at the beach.
• Pirate-themed massage.
• Stealing the windsurfing gear and going for a ride.
• Walking past the site of a pirate massage and fatal accident holding a solo cup.
• Getting pushed off the road by seven full-sized Coca Cola trucks led by a Santa Sleigh and followed by a party truck with a giant octagonal speaker spreading holiday cheer.
• Charging more for a well-traveled Coca Cola.
• Holiday-Branded Traffic Jams.
• Shipping your worst wine to India and it turns out that the sea voyage turns it into your best wine.
• Spanish Milk.
• Visiting Puerto Rico during linear time.
• The Puerto Rican version of Sleep No More in which Bad Bunny might pull you into a dark corner for a one-on-one and it's not clear whether he works for the event or if he's just another attendee.
• Day 57 of chopping chives on Reddit.
• Drawing airplanes crashing into the chives that are too long.
• Working with (and living with) the Chive Lord.
• Comparing Day 1 chives with day 55 chives.
• Finding Yoshi in a pile of chopped chives.
• A job that exists. (But not one you get paid for.)
• Asking the robot to add heart shapes to your food processor chives.
• These are the Days of our Chives.
• Each Sale I Drink a Glass of Water.
• Self-hosting memes and Turing-complete memes.
• Phase canceling your tinnitus.
• Not wanting to look it up because then you'd know.
• Curing tinnitus with extremely specific grenades.
• A party where everyone is constantly singing their personal tinnitus tones.
• Why don't we get bass tinnitus?
• Can you cure bass tinnitus with snail caviar?
• The native word for white people who are doing poorly in Alaska.
• The ice worms wriggling their purple heads through the crust of the pale blue snow.
• Pine trees cracking like little guns in the silence of the wood.
• Prankster Bill dying with his arms and legs outstretched so that he won't fit in his coffin.
• Poems that demand to be performed with a banjo.
• Whether they have banjos in Alaska.
• Having fun with the way words sound.
• I'm not gonna make it – but I can be an X shape.
• The Cremation of Sam McGee.
• Burning your house down to get the insurance money to buy a telescope.
• Making bad art until it becomes good.
• Tremors 3: Back to Perfection.
• A giant worm monster drilling up out of the ground in order to slice chives.
• Really dwelling on how much you don't have in common with other people.
• Six topics (and Shrieker Island)
• A dollmaker on the run after making farcical plays about Hitler.
• The Saved by the Bell themed music video featuring the same actors as the Final Destination movie it's promoting.
• Would you take 90 minutes off of your life to have not seen Final Destination 4?
• The replacement for the 1 to 10 pain scale where you decide which Final Destination movie you'd be willing to watch to take the pain away.
• Low pain awareness.
• Chess boxing win/loss ratios.

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• Erica
  • @YerrikTRB on Twitter
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• Micah
  • @micahwrites on Twitter
  • Micah plugs Bermudez Triangle, “Chilling Tales for Dark Nights” https://www.youtube.com/user/chillingtaleswi

Topics:

• In praise of bad hidden object games
  • HOPAs, or Hidden Object Puzzle Adventures, made by studios in Hong Kong and Eastern Europe:
  • https://www.eipix.com/hopa-games/
  • http://blueteagames.com/
  • https://elephant-games.com/games/
  • https://www.world-loom.com/
  • HOPA Let’s Plays: https://www.youtube.com/c/YourGibs/playlists
• Better designs for the human body
  • Modularity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modularity_(biology)
  • CRISPR: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CRISPR
• When you say "excuse me" you're asking forgiveness for doing something rude, such as burping. When you say "excuse me" as a demand that someone move out of the way because you're impatient to get past, the demand is itself the rude thing, so you should have to say it twice.
  • Brood X: https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/22362042/cicada-brood-x-map-2021
  • Palo Verde beetles
  • https://www.azfamily.com/weather/phoenix_weather_blog/the-monsoon-monster-beetle/article_bb4bd606-0476-5c0e-ae2a-ddbe1467d9d5.html
  • https://arizonareport.com/big-black-arizona-beetle-palo-verde/
  • Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madagascar_hissing_cockroach
• Beastie Boys - Sabotage
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
  • https://youtu.be/-TQgbVk9jss
  • Deodar Cedars: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cedrus_deodara
• Ryan Reynolds and the Deadpool Cinematic Universe
• Watching Shakespeare
  • The Hollow Crown: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hollow_Crown_(TV_series)
  • Henry V: https://globeplayer.tv/videos/henry-v
  • Falstaff, who is actually more in Henry IV than Henry V: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Falstaff
  • Hamlet in the original Klingon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0k4qV1I1Y
  • Richard II (the one that precedes Henry IV) https://tinyurl.com/344kjjp4

Microtopics:

• Kitchen! The Musical.
• Inviting the general public to write the musical that exists only in your head.
• Introducing the guest who is bad at introducing himself.
• Running a white-hat ARG on company servers to research and understand the employees you fired for running an ARG on company servers.
• In praise of terrible games.
• Procedurally-generated hidden object games.
• Organizing your life in a video game when you can't organize shit in real life.
• Where the Hidden Object Puzzle Adventure fan communities are congregating online.
• Using the block button on the pile of dishes in the sink.
• Asking the manliest gamers to play feminine-coded video games and discovering if they become less manly.
• Ladies who want to wear big dresses to be fancy ballroom ladies.
• Gamers who don't congregate online but instead enjoy video games by themselves.
• Where the Russian developers who make games for American women congregate online.
• Clicking on something to make it go away.
• Improving humans by adding components vs. by replacing components.
• The legality of inventing a new organism by adding or deleting genes.
• The Modular Human.
• Plants undergoing full genome duplication.
• The Diploid Human.
• Using your hundred tongues to speak a hundred languages at once.
• The one line you remember from "Kitchen! The Musical"
• Saying "excuse me" in a higher and higher pitched voice until you're only saying "excuse me" to dogs and bats.
• Running an errand in Tucson and incidentally removing horrifying beetles from multiple strangers’ hair.
• True bugs and untrue bugs.
• True bugs, with piercing and sucking mouthparts.
• A reimagining of the insect phylum that includes small dogs and especially annoying children.
• Hissing cockroaches that repeat what they hear like a parrot, so when you walk through the forest all you hear is a chorus of raspy voices saying "agh, get it off of me!"
• Brood X, scheduled for this summer!
• Brood X: Brood In Space.
• OS X: OS In Space.
• Which is worse, piercing and sucking mouthparts or sawing and sucking mouthparts?
• What color of flashing lights civilians are allowed to use.
• Pretending to be police.
• The invasive plant species that the Sabotage music video is trying to highlight.
• Hypothetical potted plants in the background of Powerman 5000's When Worlds Collide.
• Being sentenced to community service and filling your rap punk band's trailer with fresh vegetables.
• Nick Cave throwing a chair.
• A poolside interrogation to find out if someone has a waterproof phone before you push them into a pool.
• A cloth dummy falling off of a bridge.
• Whether that cloth dummy had a cloth family.
• Whether 1970s porn stars styled themselves after 1970s cops, or vice versa.
• Popeye the Sailor Moon.
• Everybody at the party dressing up as sexy cops and handing the real police a beer when they show up at the door.
• Accidentally bringing up sexy cops every time you're on the show.
• Chill dudes in short ties.
• Taking a picture of a tree out of your moving car and asking a botanist to identify a blurry mess.
• A boss who thinks your name is Marcia.
• Meeting somebody with overlapping energies.
• Total freedom from all societal expectations.
• Setting up a movie streaming service that only streams one movie to promote your new phone company.
• Buying every copy you can find of your first movie.
• Watching multiple sets of people trapped in the same reality where they play out the same dramas and say the same lines over and over.
• The one time Shakespeare wrote a stage direction.
• Every time Shakespeare has been adapted into a movie.
• Who even likes Falstaff.
• The Complete Works of Shakespeare, Abridged.
• Re-subtitling your movie using lines from Shakespeare.
• The origin of Klingons as Shakespeare characters.

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