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Topics:

• Favourite piece(s) of Greek mythology/history related media
  
• The accordion children of BART
  
  • Esper says: "When I lived in Washington there was a guy with one who would ask for money outside the grocery store quite a bit. He’d have a full setup, accordion, speakers, sheet music, the whole deal. I saw him out there for probably two years before someone pointed out there’s no such thing as an electric accordion; he was just playing CDs through the speaker and pretending to perform the whole time. Genius grift."
    
• Adult Arnold Palmer
  
• Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence
  
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/10hy8nv/poem_batmans_aff_his_nut_by_robert_florence/
  • https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog
• Do animals have pareidolia particular to their own instincts?
  
• Childhood obsessions that we circled back to in adulthood

Microtopics:

• Mym's Sword
  
• What does a dog need with a sword?
  
• Elephantasy but it's a roguelike.
  
• Whether PiCoSteveMo counts as a conference.
  
• Waiting until you've forgotten what happens to reread a book.
  
• Refusing to reconsume any media.
  
• Rereading a book now that you are a different person.
  
• Works that you can't scrute.
  
• Katabasis: the state of being katabasal.
  
• Reading a novel about Greek mythology and recognizing that boss you fought in Hades.
  
• PEBCAKing it because you forgot to PEMDAS it.
  
• Jason and the Argonauts, with those fun stop motion skeletons.
  
• The wine-dark sea.
  
• Plinth fans.
  
• Neoclassical: it's too new.
  
• Inventing columns and getting really excited about it.
  
• Making a log cabin out of Greek columns.
  
• Buskers bringing a boom box on a train and proceeding to pop and lock.
  
• A real kid-looking kid holding an accordion, ready to bust some notes.
  
• Evan the accordion-master.
  
• According squeezing patterns.
  
• Hunting and pecking on the piano.
  
• Hand and limb separation.
  
• The lute as a shitty guitar.
  
• Playing piano vs. playing around on a piano.
  
• Having a piano-shaped set of notes in your head and trying to localize it onto a guitar.
  
• Too Sparse for Buskers.
  
• Performance vs. Rigamarole.
  
• Seeing a new genre of busker.
  
• Thumbing a hundred bucks to save the clock tower.
  
• Situations where you're socially obligated to drink a glass of lemon juice.
  
• Sour Screams and other flavor sounds.
  
• Being a grownup and having to wear a suit and tie and drink horrible drinks and drive a 6000 pound death machine.
  
• The kid the DMV pays to run out in front of you when you're taking your driving test, and whether you're supposed to tip him.
  
• Learning to drive and realizing that driving is fun, and then realizing that this is terrible because nobody should do this incredibly unsafe activity for fun.
  
• Using your fidget spinner to help you focus better while driving.
  
• Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
  
• Scots Wikipedia.
  
• Frogs biding with their long shanks.
  
• Having a good Scottish accent because you have a theater degree and watched Shrek over and over.
  
• Predators who like to go for the neck seeing necks everywhere, like humans see faces everywhere.
  
• The Hello Crow.
  
• Birds that like to make chainsaw noises.
  
• Hunters hunting things that look like the thing they they hunt.
  
• Bees that think you are an enormous flower.
  
• Wasps that can't tell you're made of meat because your shirt is covering up your meat.
  
• Re-enjoying your childhood Legos.
  
• Making the Lego/Legos distinction on purpose.
  
• Lego vs. Legoids.
  
• Growing up a K'nex kid and making the K'nex Rollercoaster.
  
• Overconsuming root beer.
  
• One of the tamed microbes.
  
• Building things with Legos with your child.
  
• Making sense out of the random pieces.
  
• You say Lego, I say let go of me, let's call the whole thing off.
  

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Topics:

• Variations in vampire stories: types of powers, origins of vampires, lack of consent lol
• Anthropomorphism/Connection in media
• Get a free burger when you join my rewards
• Meditation at Lagunitas by Robert Hass
  • https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/47553/meditation-at-lagunitas
• What letter of the alphabet would win in a Royal Rumble
• Anti-Lesbian Vampire Propaganda of the 1970s as shown in The Vampire Lovers (1970)
  • https://crossingsjournal.ca/index.php/crossings/article/view/283

Microtopics:

• Being American and then being Canadian-American.
• Elephantasy and Elephantasy Flipside.
• Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty.
• 3D-printed worms.
• A plastic casing attached to your keychain that used to have a clicky button on it.
• What we did to fidget after the industrialization of textiles.
• How office workers goofed off before the Internet.
• Bella's lead skull that prevents Edward from mind-controlling her.
• Making up a power to be your favorite vampire power.
• What happens when you inhale a vampire in mist form.
• Using a picture of Cat's Cradle to illustrate the concept of telekinesis.
• Putting the vampire coffin in steerage and the familiar has to sit in coach and then pull the coffin off of the luggage conveyor belt.
• Would it be fun to turn into mist and be collected in a cup and then drunk?
• Miss Frizzle, vampire expert.
• Getting frustrated at a stealth video game and giving up being a pacifist as a metaphor for being an old vampire.
• New Money vs. Old Money vampires.
• Vampires going on Fetlife to find ethically sourced food.
• One mysterious vampire at Goth night at the nightclub quietly asking to drink your blood, vs. twenty vampires going around begging and everyone's like jeez, this again?
• Nobody expecting you to embezzle the blood.
• Talking to a computer like it's a person you have absolutely no respect for, in a way you'd never talk to a real person because you assign a baseline respect for just being a real person, and people overhearing you are like "holy shit they're really mad" but you're not mad, you're just talking to a computer.
• Apologizing to the table you just ran into.
• It Takes Two.
• Following the instructions of the book of love.
• Creation of personality in moments of friction.
• Interacting with video games in similar ways as you would a person, expect without the social anxiety.
• Why would you ruin this perfectly good complex system with social anxiety?
• We've got teamwork at home.
• Sentient burgers enslaving other sentient burgers.
• Being rewarded with a free burger but then turning into a burger and being given away as a reward.
• Chicken stars! They're like chicken nuggets but they're shaped like stars!
• Where were you when you were drafted into the Rewards Wars?
• Naming your rewards program "My Rewards" so when the mascot refers to it it sounds like the rewards belong to the mascot.
• Demanding to see the terms and conditions before you eat this hamburger.
• A word that is elegy to what it signifies.
• Moments when the body is as numinous as words.
• Taking some LSD and learning about non-symbolic states.
• Ignoring poetry in the same way that you ignore ads.
• Vampire jokes!
• Transylvanian Hounds.
• Serif H being much more combat-ready than sans serif H.
• The most bouba letters.
• Capital O rolling around crushing the other letters of the alphabet like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
• Distraction the ref so you can stab.
• Which letter of the alphabet could do the best backflip.
• Whether the ampersand counts as a letter.
• Letters that are good at stabbing vs. letters with broad sturdy bases.
• The nuclear family emerging in response to the financial boom following World War II.
• Anti-lesbian propaganda films that are far too sexy to be effective.
• Heteronormative fiances.
• Carmella the lesbian vampire stealing your wife.
• The vampire lesbians receiving their comeuppance and the heteronormative couple living happily every after.
• Be gay do crimes. (Murder.)
• Buying Linker's games so he doesn't die.

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Topics:

• Twin Peaks
• Myxozoa
• How storytelling is failing us
• Bones and Shadows, by John Philip Johnson
  • https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/56581/bones-and-shadows
• Novelizing films that originated as novels

Microtopics:

• A spike of interest corresponding with every episode you're on.
• How many hate listeners Topic Lords has.
• Chiaroscuro.
• Buying Linker's games so he doesn't die.
• Watching Blue Velvet while high.
• Finishing season two of Twin Peaks out of a sense of duty.
• A protagonist who you want to be happy.
• That time David Lynch bought five Woody Woodpecker dolls and named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan, then had to cut them out of his life after their personalities changed.
• Focusing the energy you have on the things you love: filmmaking, painting and smoking.
• The David Lynch Foundation for the Human Mind.
• David Lynch changing the subject back to transcendental meditation.
• The permeable boundary between dreams and reality.
• David Lynch putting sawmills in every movie because he just likes sawmills.
• The disappearance of all-night diners.
• What it takes to get Denny's In small-town New Brunswick.
• Whether it's possible to mod the bad parts of Deadly Premonition.
• Putting evolutionary pressure on jellyfish to get smaller until they evolve back into a single-called organism.
• Mammals returning to the sea.
• The mutation that allows Henrietta Lacks to live forever.
• The cancerous organism that's been hitchhiking in dogs for over a thousand years.
• What kind of tumors are blowing around in the Tasmanian Devil whirlwind.
• Real and metaphorical spandrels.
• Where the Panda's sharp thumb came from.
• The kiwi egg-to-body-mass ratio.
• Big Bird, the evolutionary pinnacle of all birds.
• Introverted Darwinism.
• Keeping your toilet paper on the bed.
• It's an indie game, you have to put a dead wife in there somewhere.
• Obama's presidency as the end of history.
• That time everyone was terrified of superpredators.
• Human beings organizing facts info stories.
• One of the many human traits that cause problems.
• Interpreting observed facts differently when you are depressed.
• Virtue Ethics.
• Deducing ethics via pure reason.
• Whether it's true or false that Sherlock Holmes smoked a pipe.
• Flash games where you drone strike terrorists.
• Exploring a system by interacting with it.
• A poem about a guy being beaten up for money.
• Successfully talking.
• Becoming the bones in the last case.
• Pre-nostalgia.
• Answering a question by just saying shit.
• A video game adaption of a poem.
• An atheist take on Tarot readings.
• The opinions of someone who once read a lot of philosophy.
• Sensing the passage of time in a film clip of a stationary object.
• Splinter of the Mind's Eye and the Star Wars radio plays.
• The Weird Al song that's just the whole plot of The Phantom Menace.
• The Blade Runner and V for Vendetta novelizations.
• Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula, the novelization.
• Kenneth Branagh rolling around in slime with a naked reanimated corpse because because Mary Shelley would've wanted it that way.
• A social media platform that was designed to be mindful of mental health, going out of business almost immediately.
  

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Topics:

• Ways you've changed in the last 20 years that have surprised you
• Examples of x animal software running on y animal hardware (ie. fox being cat software on dog hardware)
• This argument about whether erasure poetry is poetry
  • https://www.tumblr.com/whistletown/753096096947011584
• Favourite RPG (videogame or tabletop; open to interpretation)

Microtopics:

• Launching a game in the deep past.
• Indiepocalypse.
• After Journey's End vol. 2.
• The Monthly Tape Club.
• Games that are big enough or marketable enough.
• Getting excited about this month's PC Gamer demo disk.
• Zine-like game distribution.
• Making a small game to express a thought.
• Making a living making weird shit.
• The methods of marketing a small game.
• Practices that have existed for thousands of years.
• The boom and bust cycle and why you might or might not get in on the next boom.
• Making a shit-ton of money and continuing to pay your employees rather than laying them off.
• Whether Gen Z is savvy to the MBA brain worms.
• Whether Jim has a college degree.
• New England Sarcastic.
• Learning about having kids and wondering what it'd be like to have a purpose in life.
• Being legally responsible for the survival of the worst roommate imaginable.
• Other People's Dogs.
• How is your life different from when you were 6 years old?
• Becoming a permanent resident of Canada.
• A local theater company producing your play.
• Frog Fractions: it came from space.
• A thing that expresses the maelstrom going on in my head (or soul)
• The six 70s funk songs with a long enough stretch of isolated drums that they became the drums for every song ever.
• How to make art as an expression of human needs.
• Video games: they shouldn't exist.
• Expressing a thought with the skills you enjoy flexing.
• The virtues of having playtesters.
• Bug software running on mammal hardware.
• Tiny cats in the bodies of big cats.
• Service dogs for cheetahs.
• Remaining calm around humans because your dog buddy loves humans.
• Erasure Poetry.
• Oh Someone Oh God And Then Me.
• Formalized rules for determining who gets credit for what when a bunch of people make a piece of art.
• Legal precedents for copyright and reproduction rights.
• Magnetic fridge poetry.
• Inventing an art form that's even more constrained than pixel art somehow.
• Unity of effect.
• Looking at a blurry 16x16 tile and not being quite sure what it's supposed to be.
• RPGs: what even are they?
• What you can get away with within the aesthetics of a black and white Game Boy game.
• Whether Breath of the Wild counts as an immersive sim and whether immersive sims count as RPGs
• Getting into the topic weeds.
• Chained Echoes.
• Observing the sand running through the hourglass.
• Social anxiety preventing you from enjoying tabletop RPGs.
• Playing tabletop RPGs with a bunch of weird theater people.
• Meeting your friend at a bar to catch up on the latest events in his tabletop RPG sessions.
• How to use your name on social media.

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