356. ICANN has Cheezburger?

Jim Stormdancer — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0700

Lords:

Felicia
Andrew
- https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/

Topics:

My dad's indestructible mailbox
Ares doesn't emulate the timing of the Reality Display Processor
Moo box vs. Groan tube
Front mission 2's window color configuration menu
- https://bsky.app/profile/guilewinquote.bsky.social/post/3mozyqq2ibk2g
Trying to get The Incredible Machine 3 running in Wine only to realize 2 is exactly the same and runs in DOSBox and finally solves a dialogue sfx mystery

Microtopics:

The cheezburger TLD.
A show that has a big reputation to live up to because the name sounds similar to Totoro.
Prehensile rainbow hair.
Sensible anime naming logic.
A little guy running around like in a video game, except in real life.
Matter Senators, the only place on the Internet you can hear matters discussed.
Issue Ombudspeople, the only place on the Internet you can hear issues discussed.
Agnes Tachyon. (Agnes is his surname.)
Mailbox Baseball.
Making a new mailbox post out of a 1 foot diameter oil drilling pipe.
The floral anatomy of a mailbox.
The neighborhood in Albuquerque that has the least destructible mailboxes.
An iron iceberg embedded in the sidewalk tearing a gash in your RV.
Wikipedia redirecting your search for Mailbox Baseball to the page for Property Crime.
Calling your daughter to let her know you've just sent her an email.
Overengineering your mailbox by an order of magnitude in every respect.
A Vault-Tec vault but for mail.
Low level Nintendo 64 emulation.
Sending a display list to the Reality Signal Processor.
Trying to do N64 development when the development hardware is in a different building from your computer.
Working on web apps and wishing you could be working on folding space time.
Shoveling pixels from one memory location to another.
Losing track of the state of Nintendo 64 emulation because you have to remodel your house.
Predicting a console's success by whether it uses bespoke off-the-shelf parts.
Putting a value in the zero index in a Lua array.
An Youtube video that is old enough to vote.
Bidirectional groan tubes.
Shaking the groan tube.
Making a mace by attaching a Moo Box to the end of the Groan Tube.
10 hours of silence occasionally broken by groan tube.
Ranking the best groan tube moments.
Attaching 100 groan tubes to my wife's car's exhaust pipe.
Alfred E. Groantube.
Wikipedia articles with videos.
The UPS guy carrying around a huge box of Moo Boxes.
A Muffled Cacophony of Christmas Crap.
A big box fancy liquor store.
A building in the vicinity of a cheeseburger office.
Muzak World HQ.
The Cure doing a faithful cover of the Front Mission 2 Window Color Configuration Menu.
My eyes are grayscale but your hair is more purply grayscale.
A game that was criticized for its long loading times.
A poem about long Playstation loading times.
Lords Get In Free.
The death of Youtube videos just showing the UI of video games.
Get Medieval (1998)
The hardest era of PC gaming to run a game from.
The sort of thing someone might post in the Topic Lords discord.
Refusing to read the Mothman's Ass bumper sticker because you might do it as a poem someday.
Solving puzzles inspired by Rube Goldberg machines.
Porting a game to Windows Forms.
Finally finding out why Tim pronounced the title that way.
Consulting Wikipedia before making life decisions.
Going back in time to tell your past self that The Incredible Machine 2 is the same game and way easier to emulate.
MT-32 if you're lucky, Adlib if you're unlucky, PC speaker if you're even less lucky.
Asking Claude for the recipe for napalm from the Anarchist's Cookbook and it's just as accurate as you remember.
Downloading text files from textfiles.com
Files that you should not follow.
A 40 column text file on how to make a dust bomb.
Learning how to download porn from Usenet.
Undocumented features of TRS-80 BASIC.
How to get a free account on Compuserve.

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356. ICANN has Cheezburger?