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    <title>Topic Lords - Episodes Tagged with “Kim”</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2023 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
    <description>Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.
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    <itunes:author>Jim Stormdancer</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.
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  <title>185. 2000-Year-Old Head, Again??</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2023 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
  <author>Jim Stormdancer</author>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Lords: Danny and Kim. We discuss Animorphs, Danny's tech support needs, Youtube channels that summarize movies like Cliff's Notes, CatGPT, M3gan/technology horror movies, and not getting points in Super Mario World</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Lords:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Danny&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Kim&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Topics:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Animorphs&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My keyboard is registering double inputs again help me&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Youtube channels that summarize movies like Cliff's Notes

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyXD1jAZBdZ4u0K-GLYC77Q/videos" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyXD1jAZBdZ4u0K-GLYC77Q/videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2799" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"&gt;https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2799&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;CatGPT&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;M3gan; technology horror movies&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You don't get points for coins in Super Mario World!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Microtopics&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A video game man.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The Animorphs train.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Children committing war crimes and having to live with the consequences.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How many books are in the Animorphs series.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The Visser Chronicles.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Yeerks living in the Yeerk pool.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Finding the person whose car you stole and explaining "here's your car back, I did a bunch of war crimes in it"&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hearing someone explain Animorphs repeatedly and never forming a single opinion.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The horror of noses moving around.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Refusing to read graphic novels because you can't read and look at pictures at the same time.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Animorphs: Shattered Reality.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why boys don't read Animorphs.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Marco turning into an Andalyte.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eating via your hooves.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;F for Furry.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The canonical source for all sexualities.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Non-Consensual Dippin' Dots.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Haunted Headphones.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How to compliment your partner's flams.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Taking a movie and turning it into a TikTok.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The dude from Dark with the face.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Twisted social experiment: whoever survives til the end gets to live.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2000 Year Old Head Again??&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Blind Man Who Robbers Are Trying To Avoid For A Movie.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This Garfield Comic is Too Highbrow.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A Simple Rhyming Man.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I Had a Lover's Quarrel with the World.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A chat bot that only replies with cat memes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;An extremely asymmetric cat.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hiding inside the couch.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A cat wearing a neckerchief.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;AI dolls in horror movies.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A movie that is advertised relentlessly on whatever wavelength you're on.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Content warning: hilarious child death. The whole movie theater will laugh.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Haunted TikTok.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Topic Lords M3gan Edition.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Robot vs. Firmware Updates.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Robot vs. EULA.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Horror stories about firmware updates.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A toilet that screams at you if you're not licensed to shit in it.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Bathrooms that self clean whether you're still in there or not.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How many points coins are worth in all the different Mario games.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Incentivizing children to stomp on goombas.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Frog Fractions as an expression of score-related trauma.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;An email where it's hard to tell who is fucking with whom.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The kind of people who like a game and leave a negative review on Steam that is clearly a joke but actually click the thumbs down button.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Curling: the most horny sport.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The game where people crouch really low and try to get a stone into a button.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Playing Frog Fractions for 420 hours.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The modern experience of being verified on Twitter.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The time Frog Fractions was crashing when you played it in France. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Danny</li>
<li>Kim</li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Animorphs</li>
<li>My keyboard is registering double inputs again help me</li>
<li>Youtube channels that summarize movies like Cliff&#39;s Notes

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyXD1jAZBdZ4u0K-GLYC77Q/videos" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyXD1jAZBdZ4u0K-GLYC77Q/videos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2799" rel="nofollow">https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2799</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>CatGPT</li>
<li>M3gan; technology horror movies</li>
<li>You don&#39;t get points for coins in Super Mario World!</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics</p>

<ul>
<li>A video game man.</li>
<li>The Animorphs train.</li>
<li>Children committing war crimes and having to live with the consequences.</li>
<li>How many books are in the Animorphs series.</li>
<li>The Visser Chronicles.</li>
<li>Yeerks living in the Yeerk pool.</li>
<li>Finding the person whose car you stole and explaining &quot;here&#39;s your car back, I did a bunch of war crimes in it&quot;</li>
<li>Hearing someone explain Animorphs repeatedly and never forming a single opinion.</li>
<li>The horror of noses moving around.</li>
<li>Refusing to read graphic novels because you can&#39;t read and look at pictures at the same time.</li>
<li>Animorphs: Shattered Reality.</li>
<li>Why boys don&#39;t read Animorphs.</li>
<li>Marco turning into an Andalyte.</li>
<li>Eating via your hooves.</li>
<li>F for Furry.</li>
<li>The canonical source for all sexualities.</li>
<li>Non-Consensual Dippin&#39; Dots.</li>
<li>Haunted Headphones.</li>
<li>How to compliment your partner&#39;s flams.</li>
<li>Taking a movie and turning it into a TikTok.</li>
<li>The dude from Dark with the face.</li>
<li>Twisted social experiment: whoever survives til the end gets to live.</li>
<li>2000 Year Old Head Again??</li>
<li>Blind Man Who Robbers Are Trying To Avoid For A Movie.</li>
<li>This Garfield Comic is Too Highbrow.</li>
<li>A Simple Rhyming Man.</li>
<li>I Had a Lover&#39;s Quarrel with the World.</li>
<li>A chat bot that only replies with cat memes.</li>
<li>An extremely asymmetric cat.</li>
<li>Hiding inside the couch.</li>
<li>A cat wearing a neckerchief.</li>
<li>AI dolls in horror movies.</li>
<li>A movie that is advertised relentlessly on whatever wavelength you&#39;re on.</li>
<li>Content warning: hilarious child death. The whole movie theater will laugh.</li>
<li>Haunted TikTok.</li>
<li>Topic Lords M3gan Edition.</li>
<li>Robot vs. Firmware Updates.</li>
<li>Robot vs. EULA.</li>
<li>Horror stories about firmware updates.</li>
<li>A toilet that screams at you if you&#39;re not licensed to shit in it.</li>
<li>Bathrooms that self clean whether you&#39;re still in there or not.</li>
<li>How many points coins are worth in all the different Mario games.</li>
<li>Incentivizing children to stomp on goombas.</li>
<li>Frog Fractions as an expression of score-related trauma.</li>
<li>An email where it&#39;s hard to tell who is fucking with whom.</li>
<li>The kind of people who like a game and leave a negative review on Steam that is clearly a joke but actually click the thumbs down button.</li>
<li>Curling: the most horny sport.</li>
<li>The game where people crouch really low and try to get a stone into a button.</li>
<li>Playing Frog Fractions for 420 hours.</li>
<li>The modern experience of being verified on Twitter.</li>
<li>The time Frog Fractions was crashing when you played it in France.</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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  <itunes:summary>
    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Danny</li>
<li>Kim</li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Animorphs</li>
<li>My keyboard is registering double inputs again help me</li>
<li>Youtube channels that summarize movies like Cliff&#39;s Notes

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyXD1jAZBdZ4u0K-GLYC77Q/videos" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyXD1jAZBdZ4u0K-GLYC77Q/videos</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2799" rel="nofollow">https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2799</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>CatGPT</li>
<li>M3gan; technology horror movies</li>
<li>You don&#39;t get points for coins in Super Mario World!</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics</p>

<ul>
<li>A video game man.</li>
<li>The Animorphs train.</li>
<li>Children committing war crimes and having to live with the consequences.</li>
<li>How many books are in the Animorphs series.</li>
<li>The Visser Chronicles.</li>
<li>Yeerks living in the Yeerk pool.</li>
<li>Finding the person whose car you stole and explaining &quot;here&#39;s your car back, I did a bunch of war crimes in it&quot;</li>
<li>Hearing someone explain Animorphs repeatedly and never forming a single opinion.</li>
<li>The horror of noses moving around.</li>
<li>Refusing to read graphic novels because you can&#39;t read and look at pictures at the same time.</li>
<li>Animorphs: Shattered Reality.</li>
<li>Why boys don&#39;t read Animorphs.</li>
<li>Marco turning into an Andalyte.</li>
<li>Eating via your hooves.</li>
<li>F for Furry.</li>
<li>The canonical source for all sexualities.</li>
<li>Non-Consensual Dippin&#39; Dots.</li>
<li>Haunted Headphones.</li>
<li>How to compliment your partner&#39;s flams.</li>
<li>Taking a movie and turning it into a TikTok.</li>
<li>The dude from Dark with the face.</li>
<li>Twisted social experiment: whoever survives til the end gets to live.</li>
<li>2000 Year Old Head Again??</li>
<li>Blind Man Who Robbers Are Trying To Avoid For A Movie.</li>
<li>This Garfield Comic is Too Highbrow.</li>
<li>A Simple Rhyming Man.</li>
<li>I Had a Lover&#39;s Quarrel with the World.</li>
<li>A chat bot that only replies with cat memes.</li>
<li>An extremely asymmetric cat.</li>
<li>Hiding inside the couch.</li>
<li>A cat wearing a neckerchief.</li>
<li>AI dolls in horror movies.</li>
<li>A movie that is advertised relentlessly on whatever wavelength you&#39;re on.</li>
<li>Content warning: hilarious child death. The whole movie theater will laugh.</li>
<li>Haunted TikTok.</li>
<li>Topic Lords M3gan Edition.</li>
<li>Robot vs. Firmware Updates.</li>
<li>Robot vs. EULA.</li>
<li>Horror stories about firmware updates.</li>
<li>A toilet that screams at you if you&#39;re not licensed to shit in it.</li>
<li>Bathrooms that self clean whether you&#39;re still in there or not.</li>
<li>How many points coins are worth in all the different Mario games.</li>
<li>Incentivizing children to stomp on goombas.</li>
<li>Frog Fractions as an expression of score-related trauma.</li>
<li>An email where it&#39;s hard to tell who is fucking with whom.</li>
<li>The kind of people who like a game and leave a negative review on Steam that is clearly a joke but actually click the thumbs down button.</li>
<li>Curling: the most horny sport.</li>
<li>The game where people crouch really low and try to get a stone into a button.</li>
<li>Playing Frog Fractions for 420 hours.</li>
<li>The modern experience of being verified on Twitter.</li>
<li>The time Frog Fractions was crashing when you played it in France.</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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