• Danny
• Kim

Topics:

• Animorphs
• My keyboard is registering double inputs again help me
• Youtube channels that summarize movies like Cliff's Notes
  • https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyXD1jAZBdZ4u0K-GLYC77Q/videos
  • https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=2799
• CatGPT
• M3gan; technology horror movies
• You don't get points for coins in Super Mario World!

Microtopics

• A video game man.
• The Animorphs train.
• Children committing war crimes and having to live with the consequences.
• How many books are in the Animorphs series.
• The Visser Chronicles.
• Yeerks living in the Yeerk pool.
• Finding the person whose car you stole and explaining "here's your car back, I did a bunch of war crimes in it"
• Hearing someone explain Animorphs repeatedly and never forming a single opinion.
• The horror of noses moving around.
• Refusing to read graphic novels because you can't read and look at pictures at the same time.
• Animorphs: Shattered Reality.
• Why boys don't read Animorphs.
• Marco turning into an Andalyte.
• Eating via your hooves.
• F for Furry.
• The canonical source for all sexualities.
• Non-Consensual Dippin' Dots.
• Haunted Headphones.
• How to compliment your partner's flams.
• Taking a movie and turning it into a TikTok.
• The dude from Dark with the face.
• Twisted social experiment: whoever survives til the end gets to live.
• 2000 Year Old Head Again??
• Blind Man Who Robbers Are Trying To Avoid For A Movie.
• This Garfield Comic is Too Highbrow.
• A Simple Rhyming Man.
• I Had a Lover's Quarrel with the World.
• A chat bot that only replies with cat memes.
• An extremely asymmetric cat.
• Hiding inside the couch.
• A cat wearing a neckerchief.
• AI dolls in horror movies.
• A movie that is advertised relentlessly on whatever wavelength you're on.
• Content warning: hilarious child death. The whole movie theater will laugh.
• Haunted TikTok.
• Topic Lords M3gan Edition.
• Robot vs. Firmware Updates.
• Robot vs. EULA.
• Horror stories about firmware updates.
• A toilet that screams at you if you're not licensed to shit in it.
• Bathrooms that self clean whether you're still in there or not.
• How many points coins are worth in all the different Mario games.
• Incentivizing children to stomp on goombas.
• Frog Fractions as an expression of score-related trauma.
• An email where it's hard to tell who is fucking with whom.
• The kind of people who like a game and leave a negative review on Steam that is clearly a joke but actually click the thumbs down button.
• Curling: the most horny sport.
• The game where people crouch really low and try to get a stone into a button.
• Playing Frog Fractions for 420 hours.
• The modern experience of being verified on Twitter.
• The time Frog Fractions was crashing when you played it in France.

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