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    <title>Topic Lords - Episodes Tagged with “Danielm”</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
    <description>Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.
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    <itunes:summary>Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.
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  <title>327. Damn, That's a Good Kidney!</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Lords: Josette and Daniel. We discuss the overlap between musicians and rhythm game players, figure skating and the upcoming Olympics, In This Short Life That Only Lasts an Hour by Emily Dickinson, The Reality of Hope, and whether time travel media is really that bad</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>Lords:
* Josette
  * https://www.josetteseitz.com/
  * https://www.instagram.com/jo_seitz/
* Daniel
Topics:
* The overlap between musicians and rhythm game players
* Figure Skating and the upcoming Olympics
* In this short Life that only lasts an hour by Emily Dickinson
  * https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/56456/in-this-short-life-that-only-lasts-an-hour-1292
* The Reality of Hope
  * https://www.therealityofhope.co.uk
* Is time travel media really that bad?
Microtopics: 
* 3D art spaces and the Virtual Burning Man experience. 
* What were we talking about at lunch? 
* The new kind of Christmas light that's reminiscent of the old kind of Christmas light. 
* A nice soft blue. 
* The LED lights that hurt the most. 
* Mounting recessed lights in the eaves and lighting them up with the worst gamer RGB patterns. 
* Beige keyboards with three green LEDs on them that you can animate because they're memory-mapped. 
* Paradiddle.
* Learning to play drums in VR.
* Paradiddle for Snapchat Glasses. 
* Video game audio latency vs. digital synthesizer latency. 
* The Bemani guitar game that inspired Guitar Hero. 
* Guitar Freaks vs. Guitar Hero as a case study in how the same idea can be executed very differently getting very different results
* How singing is scored in Rock Band. 
* Finding new music via the Rock Band games. 
* Beat Saber Library Managers. 
* Solid beams of light.
* Ice Dancing.
* Whether you can train rhythm.
* Brother-sister ice skating couples.
* Which animals can learn rhythm. 
* Representing your ice rink. 
* What to do after you've spent your life training but what you were training for didn't work out? 
* Ice skater unions. 
* Going to the Olympics with your mom to watch the figure skating. 
* Alysa Liu.
* Meeting America's Princess and she's not a nice lady. 
* Finding the right coach at age 7.
* Sports therapists. 
* The disposition to perform your best under pressure.
* Exercising and practicing at the expense of nearly everything else you could be doing with your time. 
* What to do with your life now that you're no longer spending all your time training for the Olympics. 
* Missing your friend's 11th birthday party because you're busy training for the Olympics.
* Giving seven year olds a test to see if they do well under pressure and if not, telling their parents not to try to get this one into the Olympics. 
* Grit.
* What boot camp is for. 
* Training to be the best person in the world at field stripping a rifle. 
* Still living this life, which is great. 
* Still being responsible for other people's taxes.
* Looking forward to the new year because it's tax time. 
* How your life might've been different if your parents insisted you go to college. 
* We've got learning at home but we don't have socialization at home. 
* Studying how to study without knowing how to study. 
* Passing the classes you were interested in at that moment and not doing so well in the test. 
* Two friends in the furry community.
* Telling your friend about your medical condition in VR Chat.
* A documentary about kidney transplants in the furry community. 
* Damn, That's a Good Kidney! 
* Filming a documentary in VR Chat.
* What normal people think about time travel fiction. 
* Yes, you have to use your hands, and yes it's like a baby's toy. 
* Reading a piece of fiction because you're hoping to have a good time. 
* Which time-travel movies have reached the heights of popular culture.
* Having this 360-degree camera just sitting around and trying to figure out what movie to make with it.  
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Josette

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.josetteseitz.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.josetteseitz.com/</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/jo_seitz/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/jo_seitz/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Daniel</li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>The overlap between musicians and rhythm game players</li>
<li>Figure Skating and the upcoming Olympics</li>
<li>In this short Life that only lasts an hour by Emily Dickinson

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/56456/in-this-short-life-that-only-lasts-an-hour-1292" rel="nofollow">https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/56456/in-this-short-life-that-only-lasts-an-hour-1292</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>The Reality of Hope

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.therealityofhope.co.uk" rel="nofollow">https://www.therealityofhope.co.uk</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Is time travel media really that bad?</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics: </p>

<ul>
<li>3D art spaces and the Virtual Burning Man experience. </li>
<li>What were we talking about at lunch? </li>
<li>The new kind of Christmas light that&#39;s reminiscent of the old kind of Christmas light. </li>
<li>A nice soft blue. </li>
<li>The LED lights that hurt the most. </li>
<li>Mounting recessed lights in the eaves and lighting them up with the worst gamer RGB patterns. </li>
<li>Beige keyboards with three green LEDs on them that you can animate because they&#39;re memory-mapped. </li>
<li>Paradiddle.</li>
<li>Learning to play drums in VR.</li>
<li>Paradiddle for Snapchat Glasses. </li>
<li>Video game audio latency vs. digital synthesizer latency. </li>
<li>The Bemani guitar game that inspired Guitar Hero. </li>
<li>Guitar Freaks vs. Guitar Hero as a case study in how the same idea can be executed very differently getting very different results</li>
<li>How singing is scored in Rock Band. </li>
<li>Finding new music via the Rock Band games. </li>
<li>Beat Saber Library Managers. </li>
<li>Solid beams of light.</li>
<li>Ice Dancing.</li>
<li>Whether you can train rhythm.</li>
<li>Brother-sister ice skating couples.</li>
<li>Which animals can learn rhythm. </li>
<li>Representing your ice rink. </li>
<li>What to do after you&#39;ve spent your life training but what you were training for didn&#39;t work out? </li>
<li>Ice skater unions. </li>
<li>Going to the Olympics with your mom to watch the figure skating. </li>
<li>Alysa Liu.</li>
<li>Meeting America&#39;s Princess and she&#39;s not a nice lady. </li>
<li>Finding the right coach at age 7.</li>
<li>Sports therapists. </li>
<li>The disposition to perform your best under pressure.</li>
<li>Exercising and practicing at the expense of nearly everything else you could be doing with your time. </li>
<li>What to do with your life now that you&#39;re no longer spending all your time training for the Olympics. </li>
<li>Missing your friend&#39;s 11th birthday party because you&#39;re busy training for the Olympics.</li>
<li>Giving seven year olds a test to see if they do well under pressure and if not, telling their parents not to try to get this one into the Olympics. </li>
<li>Grit.</li>
<li>What boot camp is for. </li>
<li>Training to be the best person in the world at field stripping a rifle. </li>
<li>Still living this life, which is great. </li>
<li>Still being responsible for other people&#39;s taxes.</li>
<li>Looking forward to the new year because it&#39;s tax time. </li>
<li>How your life might&#39;ve been different if your parents insisted you go to college. </li>
<li>We&#39;ve got learning at home but we don&#39;t have socialization at home. </li>
<li>Studying how to study without knowing how to study. </li>
<li>Passing the classes you were interested in at that moment and not doing so well in the test. </li>
<li>Two friends in the furry community.</li>
<li>Telling your friend about your medical condition in VR Chat.</li>
<li>A documentary about kidney transplants in the furry community. </li>
<li>Damn, That&#39;s a Good Kidney! </li>
<li>Filming a documentary in VR Chat.</li>
<li>What normal people think about time travel fiction. </li>
<li>Yes, you have to use your hands, and yes it&#39;s like a baby&#39;s toy. </li>
<li>Reading a piece of fiction because you&#39;re hoping to have a good time. </li>
<li>Which time-travel movies have reached the heights of popular culture.</li>
<li>Having this 360-degree camera just sitting around and trying to figure out what movie to make with it. </li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Josette

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.josetteseitz.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.josetteseitz.com/</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/jo_seitz/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/jo_seitz/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Daniel</li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>The overlap between musicians and rhythm game players</li>
<li>Figure Skating and the upcoming Olympics</li>
<li>In this short Life that only lasts an hour by Emily Dickinson

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/56456/in-this-short-life-that-only-lasts-an-hour-1292" rel="nofollow">https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/56456/in-this-short-life-that-only-lasts-an-hour-1292</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>The Reality of Hope

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.therealityofhope.co.uk" rel="nofollow">https://www.therealityofhope.co.uk</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Is time travel media really that bad?</li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics: </p>

<ul>
<li>3D art spaces and the Virtual Burning Man experience. </li>
<li>What were we talking about at lunch? </li>
<li>The new kind of Christmas light that&#39;s reminiscent of the old kind of Christmas light. </li>
<li>A nice soft blue. </li>
<li>The LED lights that hurt the most. </li>
<li>Mounting recessed lights in the eaves and lighting them up with the worst gamer RGB patterns. </li>
<li>Beige keyboards with three green LEDs on them that you can animate because they&#39;re memory-mapped. </li>
<li>Paradiddle.</li>
<li>Learning to play drums in VR.</li>
<li>Paradiddle for Snapchat Glasses. </li>
<li>Video game audio latency vs. digital synthesizer latency. </li>
<li>The Bemani guitar game that inspired Guitar Hero. </li>
<li>Guitar Freaks vs. Guitar Hero as a case study in how the same idea can be executed very differently getting very different results</li>
<li>How singing is scored in Rock Band. </li>
<li>Finding new music via the Rock Band games. </li>
<li>Beat Saber Library Managers. </li>
<li>Solid beams of light.</li>
<li>Ice Dancing.</li>
<li>Whether you can train rhythm.</li>
<li>Brother-sister ice skating couples.</li>
<li>Which animals can learn rhythm. </li>
<li>Representing your ice rink. </li>
<li>What to do after you&#39;ve spent your life training but what you were training for didn&#39;t work out? </li>
<li>Ice skater unions. </li>
<li>Going to the Olympics with your mom to watch the figure skating. </li>
<li>Alysa Liu.</li>
<li>Meeting America&#39;s Princess and she&#39;s not a nice lady. </li>
<li>Finding the right coach at age 7.</li>
<li>Sports therapists. </li>
<li>The disposition to perform your best under pressure.</li>
<li>Exercising and practicing at the expense of nearly everything else you could be doing with your time. </li>
<li>What to do with your life now that you&#39;re no longer spending all your time training for the Olympics. </li>
<li>Missing your friend&#39;s 11th birthday party because you&#39;re busy training for the Olympics.</li>
<li>Giving seven year olds a test to see if they do well under pressure and if not, telling their parents not to try to get this one into the Olympics. </li>
<li>Grit.</li>
<li>What boot camp is for. </li>
<li>Training to be the best person in the world at field stripping a rifle. </li>
<li>Still living this life, which is great. </li>
<li>Still being responsible for other people&#39;s taxes.</li>
<li>Looking forward to the new year because it&#39;s tax time. </li>
<li>How your life might&#39;ve been different if your parents insisted you go to college. </li>
<li>We&#39;ve got learning at home but we don&#39;t have socialization at home. </li>
<li>Studying how to study without knowing how to study. </li>
<li>Passing the classes you were interested in at that moment and not doing so well in the test. </li>
<li>Two friends in the furry community.</li>
<li>Telling your friend about your medical condition in VR Chat.</li>
<li>A documentary about kidney transplants in the furry community. </li>
<li>Damn, That&#39;s a Good Kidney! </li>
<li>Filming a documentary in VR Chat.</li>
<li>What normal people think about time travel fiction. </li>
<li>Yes, you have to use your hands, and yes it&#39;s like a baby&#39;s toy. </li>
<li>Reading a piece of fiction because you&#39;re hoping to have a good time. </li>
<li>Which time-travel movies have reached the heights of popular culture.</li>
<li>Having this 360-degree camera just sitting around and trying to figure out what movie to make with it. </li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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  <title>283. Dracula's Big Happy Polycule</title>
  <link>https://topiclords.com/draculas-big-happy-polycule</link>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
  <author>Jim Stormdancer</author>
  <enclosure url="https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/ec2a5ac6-1666-48f3-b6d1-ee6137333f26.mp3" length="62010931" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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  <itunes:author>Jim Stormdancer</itunes:author>
  <itunes:subtitle>Lords: Dan and Daniel. We discuss whether Dracula could escape Groundhog Day, how to know if you're in a golden era, Indiana Jones is supposed to look good?? and Where the Heart Is by F.S. Yousaf</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:04:35</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>Lords:
* Dan
  * https://orionblasters.com/
  * https://mollyjames.bandcamp.com/album/loved-by-life
* Daniel
Topics:
* Could Dracula escape Groundhog Day?
* How to know you’re in a golden era
* Indiana Jones is supposed to look good??
  * https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1019&amp;amp;v=f1fWB5HP7s8
* Where the Heart Is by F.S. Yousaf
  * https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/pMNUZSdU.jpg
Microtopics:
* Deciding to get a teleprompter on episode 283.
* The Molly James Band. 
* Mid-century lounge music.
* Describing yourself as a cross between Pink Floyd and Doja Cat.
* Shooting a music video the day after the election.
* The sun and the battery life racing each other to ruin your forest concert first.
* What does Dracula get up to? Does he have hobbies? 
* A lawyer hired to buy Dracula a new house 
* Scrubbing all the proper nouns out of your fan fiction.
* Dracula as smoldering sex bomb vs. Dracula as a weird old man.
* Figuring out how to not cancel Dracula. 
* A D&amp;amp;D campaign where you need to recruit a therapist into the party as part of your goal is to convince Dracula to become a better person.
* Dracula being verbally abused by all his wives.
* Batman playing Flappy Bird while he waits behind the curtain to ambush the villain.
* Extremely high powered Nerf rifles. 
* Joining a community and ascertaining what they need.
* Living through a golden age and not realizing until later.
* Feeling grateful for the good things you once had. 
* Being reluctant to push your awesome community because you're afraid it's going to grow too large.
* Figuring out how to 3D print blasters.
* Mentoring under Captain Slug.
* Realizing that your hobby is suddenly your primary source of income. 
* How to be part of a burgeoning music scene.
* The cool kid at GDC.
* Ways Jim could've made Glittermitten Grove more accessible without losing the interesting game design. 
* Getting email from a parent saying that their kid wants to become a mechanical engineer because of you Nerf blaster design. 
* A video game that is the third best Indiana Jones film. 
* Who is this technology helping, and how to we stop listening to their opinions? 
* Playstation Four and a Half.
* A game with a lot of whirling debris.
* Finding new ways to make more expensive every day. 
* How you'd put a loot box in a Pico-8 game. 
* The mental health community arguing about when it's okay to sleep with your therapist. 
* A/B tasting topics to see which ones get more downloads.
* Staying up late enough to get hungry. 
* What kind of salad you'd put Doritos in. 
* What kind of salad you'd put a Clif bar in.
* Clif bars: fall off of us! 
* Disappointing dolmas.
* Your everyday carry web browser. 
* The difference between Chrome and Chromium. 
* Why doesn't everyone just compile their own Firefox?
* Bawling at the typewriter about not having the thing you're writing a poem about. 
* Deciding your book of love poetry to your therapist.
* Saving your fan mail to be read at your funeral. 
* Archaeologists tooting Interesting exchanges written in cuneiform. 
* Future archaeologists training AI to peruse the entire corpus of tweets to find the choicest memes.
* The time to look for an out. 
* Serenading the audience with the address they can mail cash to. 
* Where all the best Lords hang out.  
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

<ul>
<li>Dan

<ul>
<li><a href="https://orionblasters.com/" rel="nofollow">https://orionblasters.com/</a></li>
<li><a href="https://mollyjames.bandcamp.com/album/loved-by-life" rel="nofollow">https://mollyjames.bandcamp.com/album/loved-by-life</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Daniel</li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Could Dracula escape Groundhog Day?</li>
<li>How to know you’re in a golden era</li>
<li>Indiana Jones is supposed to look good??

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1019&v=f1fWB5HP7s8" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1019&amp;v=f1fWB5HP7s8</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Where the Heart Is by F.S. Yousaf

<ul>
<li><a href="https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/pMNUZSdU.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/pMNUZSdU.jpg</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Deciding to get a teleprompter on episode 283.</li>
<li>The Molly James Band. </li>
<li>Mid-century lounge music.</li>
<li>Describing yourself as a cross between Pink Floyd and Doja Cat.</li>
<li>Shooting a music video the day after the election.</li>
<li>The sun and the battery life racing each other to ruin your forest concert first.</li>
<li>What does Dracula get up to? Does he have hobbies? </li>
<li>A lawyer hired to buy Dracula a new house </li>
<li>Scrubbing all the proper nouns out of your fan fiction.</li>
<li>Dracula as smoldering sex bomb vs. Dracula as a weird old man.</li>
<li>Figuring out how to not cancel Dracula. </li>
<li>A D&amp;D campaign where you need to recruit a therapist into the party as part of your goal is to convince Dracula to become a better person.</li>
<li>Dracula being verbally abused by all his wives.</li>
<li>Batman playing Flappy Bird while he waits behind the curtain to ambush the villain.</li>
<li>Extremely high powered Nerf rifles. </li>
<li>Joining a community and ascertaining what they need.</li>
<li>Living through a golden age and not realizing until later.</li>
<li>Feeling grateful for the good things you once had. </li>
<li>Being reluctant to push your awesome community because you&#39;re afraid it&#39;s going to grow too large.</li>
<li>Figuring out how to 3D print blasters.</li>
<li>Mentoring under Captain Slug.</li>
<li>Realizing that your hobby is suddenly your primary source of income. </li>
<li>How to be part of a burgeoning music scene.</li>
<li>The cool kid at GDC.</li>
<li>Ways Jim could&#39;ve made Glittermitten Grove more accessible without losing the interesting game design. </li>
<li>Getting email from a parent saying that their kid wants to become a mechanical engineer because of you Nerf blaster design. </li>
<li>A video game that is the third best Indiana Jones film. </li>
<li>Who is this technology helping, and how to we stop listening to their opinions? </li>
<li>Playstation Four and a Half.</li>
<li>A game with a lot of whirling debris.</li>
<li>Finding new ways to make more expensive every day. </li>
<li>How you&#39;d put a loot box in a Pico-8 game. </li>
<li>The mental health community arguing about when it&#39;s okay to sleep with your therapist. </li>
<li>A/B tasting topics to see which ones get more downloads.</li>
<li>Staying up late enough to get hungry. </li>
<li>What kind of salad you&#39;d put Doritos in. </li>
<li>What kind of salad you&#39;d put a Clif bar in.</li>
<li>Clif bars: fall off of us! </li>
<li>Disappointing dolmas.</li>
<li>Your everyday carry web browser. </li>
<li>The difference between Chrome and Chromium. </li>
<li>Why doesn&#39;t everyone just compile their own Firefox?</li>
<li>Bawling at the typewriter about not having the thing you&#39;re writing a poem about. </li>
<li>Deciding your book of love poetry to your therapist.</li>
<li>Saving your fan mail to be read at your funeral. </li>
<li>Archaeologists tooting Interesting exchanges written in cuneiform. </li>
<li>Future archaeologists training AI to peruse the entire corpus of tweets to find the choicest memes.</li>
<li>The time to look for an out. </li>
<li>Serenading the audience with the address they can mail cash to. </li>
<li>Where all the best Lords hang out. </li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Lords:</p>

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<li>Dan

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<li><a href="https://orionblasters.com/" rel="nofollow">https://orionblasters.com/</a></li>
<li><a href="https://mollyjames.bandcamp.com/album/loved-by-life" rel="nofollow">https://mollyjames.bandcamp.com/album/loved-by-life</a></li>
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<li>Daniel</li>
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<p>Topics:</p>

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<li>Could Dracula escape Groundhog Day?</li>
<li>How to know you’re in a golden era</li>
<li>Indiana Jones is supposed to look good??

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<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1019&v=f1fWB5HP7s8" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1019&amp;v=f1fWB5HP7s8</a></li>
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<li>Where the Heart Is by F.S. Yousaf

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<li><a href="https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/pMNUZSdU.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/pMNUZSdU.jpg</a></li>
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<p>Microtopics:</p>

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<li>Deciding to get a teleprompter on episode 283.</li>
<li>The Molly James Band. </li>
<li>Mid-century lounge music.</li>
<li>Describing yourself as a cross between Pink Floyd and Doja Cat.</li>
<li>Shooting a music video the day after the election.</li>
<li>The sun and the battery life racing each other to ruin your forest concert first.</li>
<li>What does Dracula get up to? Does he have hobbies? </li>
<li>A lawyer hired to buy Dracula a new house </li>
<li>Scrubbing all the proper nouns out of your fan fiction.</li>
<li>Dracula as smoldering sex bomb vs. Dracula as a weird old man.</li>
<li>Figuring out how to not cancel Dracula. </li>
<li>A D&amp;D campaign where you need to recruit a therapist into the party as part of your goal is to convince Dracula to become a better person.</li>
<li>Dracula being verbally abused by all his wives.</li>
<li>Batman playing Flappy Bird while he waits behind the curtain to ambush the villain.</li>
<li>Extremely high powered Nerf rifles. </li>
<li>Joining a community and ascertaining what they need.</li>
<li>Living through a golden age and not realizing until later.</li>
<li>Feeling grateful for the good things you once had. </li>
<li>Being reluctant to push your awesome community because you&#39;re afraid it&#39;s going to grow too large.</li>
<li>Figuring out how to 3D print blasters.</li>
<li>Mentoring under Captain Slug.</li>
<li>Realizing that your hobby is suddenly your primary source of income. </li>
<li>How to be part of a burgeoning music scene.</li>
<li>The cool kid at GDC.</li>
<li>Ways Jim could&#39;ve made Glittermitten Grove more accessible without losing the interesting game design. </li>
<li>Getting email from a parent saying that their kid wants to become a mechanical engineer because of you Nerf blaster design. </li>
<li>A video game that is the third best Indiana Jones film. </li>
<li>Who is this technology helping, and how to we stop listening to their opinions? </li>
<li>Playstation Four and a Half.</li>
<li>A game with a lot of whirling debris.</li>
<li>Finding new ways to make more expensive every day. </li>
<li>How you&#39;d put a loot box in a Pico-8 game. </li>
<li>The mental health community arguing about when it&#39;s okay to sleep with your therapist. </li>
<li>A/B tasting topics to see which ones get more downloads.</li>
<li>Staying up late enough to get hungry. </li>
<li>What kind of salad you&#39;d put Doritos in. </li>
<li>What kind of salad you&#39;d put a Clif bar in.</li>
<li>Clif bars: fall off of us! </li>
<li>Disappointing dolmas.</li>
<li>Your everyday carry web browser. </li>
<li>The difference between Chrome and Chromium. </li>
<li>Why doesn&#39;t everyone just compile their own Firefox?</li>
<li>Bawling at the typewriter about not having the thing you&#39;re writing a poem about. </li>
<li>Deciding your book of love poetry to your therapist.</li>
<li>Saving your fan mail to be read at your funeral. </li>
<li>Archaeologists tooting Interesting exchanges written in cuneiform. </li>
<li>Future archaeologists training AI to peruse the entire corpus of tweets to find the choicest memes.</li>
<li>The time to look for an out. </li>
<li>Serenading the audience with the address they can mail cash to. </li>
<li>Where all the best Lords hang out. </li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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