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    <title>Topic Lords - Episodes Tagged with “Craig”</title>
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  <title>33. Two-Grass of the Face</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Lords this week:  Shannon and Craig. We discuss desirable collaborator attributes, Tok Pisin, TempleOS, our first memories of a computer, faking your own non-existence, whether or not guilty pleasures exist, and daytime soaps somehow producing 250 episodes a year.</itunes:subtitle>
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Lords this week:
* Craig was Jim's collaborator on Glittermitten Grove.
  * @craigtimpany on Twitter.
  * https://www.mostlytigerproof.com/
  * https://pinballheresies.com/
* Shannon does a lot of different stuff!
  * @plentyofalcoves on Twitter.
  * Strucci Movies. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ
  * Hbomberguy. https://www.youtube.com/user/hbomberguy
  * Struggle Sessions. http://www.strugglesession.us/
  * Critical Bits. https://www.criticalbitcast.com/
Topics:
* 2:51 What are the best attributes for a collaborator to have? The worst?
* 10:45 Craig's favourite language, Tok Pisin of Papua New Guinea.
  * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tok_Pisin#Vocabulary
* 18:17 TempleOS
  * http://www.codersnotes.com/notes/a-constructive-look-at-templeos/
  * TempleOS games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQtLv9GizKM
* 31:28 Quill asks: "What's your first memory being exposed to a computer?"
* 35:30 Why faking one's non-existence might not be a great career move.
* 41:32 Re: media consumption- "there are no guilty pleasures"- do you agree?
* 49:26 Did you know that daytime soaps air a new episode every weekday? How is this possible?
  * Every episode of Passions, on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu1cfjN6h09z6ssQcRwsJ8A/videos?view=0&amp;amp;sort=da&amp;amp;flow=grid
Microtopics:
* Getting some emails in six weeks.
* Tweeting about a book about olives and getting in touch with the author and starting a podcast about olives.
* A dumb joke that you are taking very seriously.
* Creating one podcast episode per olive cultivar.
* Deciding that you'd rather work with people you like than talented people.
* The hypothetical coworker who is sufficiently good at their job that you put up with the death of everyone who enters the room with them.
* The origin of the 10x programmer myth.
* Never having met a 10x programmer, but having met a 10x QA tester.
* The 10x singer who sings at 10x the pitch of regular singers.
* Noodling vs. deliberate, thoughtful creation.
* Whether having rock stars in your rock band is worth all the trashed hotel rooms.
* A language derived from Australian sailor slang.
* Mouth grass.
* Trying to express a technical idea without using technical vocabulary.
* The correspondence between the simplicity of vocabulary and the speed of spoken language.
* Leaving space for audience participation.
* A language that isn't a big compost heap like English.
* English 2, where every single word is a swear word.
* Making an operating system because God told you to.
* Making a new operating system to talk to God because you don't trust MS-DOS.
* Whether talking to God has more or less stringent security requirements than a voting machine.
* Which mental illnesses make you a better programmer.
* Implementing Minesweeper in your new OS in case you get bored talking to God.
* The TempleOS indie game scene.
* The music video generator Jim is never going to make.
* Reconciling how you feel about a mentally ill asshole.
* Being very online and really into the N-word.
* Everyone loving your forum posts about weird bespoke operating system but being less into your race war posts.
* Art and technology paradropped in from an alternate timeline.
* Outsider art suspension bridges.
* A trash peninsula that no longer has any homeless encampments on it.
* Building a castle out of shopping carts and reclaimed concrete.
* The text adventure that they named the genre after.
* Dad bringing home an Amiga 500 and playing Marble Madness with you.
* Accidentally flood-filling the wrong place and getting really upset because you don't know about the undo button.
* The cool kid with the advanced Amiga 500 who becomes progressively less cool over time because his dad refuses to get a new computer.
* Seeing Doom and realizing that your beloved Amiga is done for, and Commodore going out of business later that year.
* Telling journalists that you don't exist when they approach you for an interview.
* Backing away from the ARG puzzle you're designing when you realize solving it would involve doxxing yourself.
* Building rapport with games journalists, but taking so long to make your next game that they've left the industry.
* The impossibility of building a fan following in video games after 2013.
* Wearing a ratty fake mustache for your Problematic Jim alter ego.
* Lying about how you made the horse talk.
* Trying and failing to preserve the mystery by giving a fake mundane answer.
* Finding value in a work while still being critical of it.
* Becoming the avatar of embarrassing pop music.
* Reclaiming "guilty pleasure" to mean something you enjoy by a problematic creator.
* Society shaming you more for liking Fall Out Buy than liking a Polanski film.
* What it would take to turn the average band into sex pests.
* Soap opera production schedules.
* Actors playing the same role for sixty years.
* Not watching The Simpsons or South Park any more, but figuring that South Park must be holding up better because nobody is posting embarrassing clips of it on Twitter.
* Your creative voice ossifying in the 90s and having to write in that voice for the rest of your life.
* Remaining in the Garfield mines for the rest of your life when Garfield's legacy of shitposts is already secure.
* Hoping that "goodbye" in Tok Pisin is a transliteration of "see you in hell." 
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<p>Lords this week:</p>

<ul>
<li>Craig was Jim&#39;s collaborator on Glittermitten Grove.

<ul>
<li>@craigtimpany on Twitter.</li>
<li><a href="https://www.mostlytigerproof.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.mostlytigerproof.com/</a></li>
<li><a href="https://pinballheresies.com/" rel="nofollow">https://pinballheresies.com/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Shannon does a lot of different stuff!

<ul>
<li>@plentyofalcoves on Twitter.</li>
<li>Strucci Movies. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ</a></li>
<li>Hbomberguy. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/hbomberguy" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/user/hbomberguy</a></li>
<li>Struggle Sessions. <a href="http://www.strugglesession.us/" rel="nofollow">http://www.strugglesession.us/</a></li>
<li>Critical Bits. <a href="https://www.criticalbitcast.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.criticalbitcast.com/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>2:51 What are the best attributes for a collaborator to have? The worst?</li>
<li>10:45 Craig&#39;s favourite language, Tok Pisin of Papua New Guinea.

<ul>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tok_Pisin#Vocabulary" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tok_Pisin#Vocabulary</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>18:17 TempleOS

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.codersnotes.com/notes/a-constructive-look-at-templeos/" rel="nofollow">http://www.codersnotes.com/notes/a-constructive-look-at-templeos/</a></li>
<li>TempleOS games. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQtLv9GizKM" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQtLv9GizKM</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>31:28 Quill asks: &quot;What&#39;s your first memory being exposed to a computer?&quot;</li>
<li>35:30 Why faking one&#39;s non-existence might not be a great career move.</li>
<li>41:32 Re: media consumption- &quot;there are no guilty pleasures&quot;- do you agree?</li>
<li>49:26 Did you know that daytime soaps air a new episode every weekday? How is this possible?

<ul>
<li>Every episode of Passions, on YouTube. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu1cfjN6h09z6ssQcRwsJ8A/videos?view=0&sort=da&flow=grid" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu1cfjN6h09z6ssQcRwsJ8A/videos?view=0&amp;sort=da&amp;flow=grid</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Getting some emails in six weeks.</li>
<li>Tweeting about a book about olives and getting in touch with the author and starting a podcast about olives.</li>
<li>A dumb joke that you are taking very seriously.</li>
<li>Creating one podcast episode per olive cultivar.</li>
<li>Deciding that you&#39;d rather work with people you like than talented people.</li>
<li>The hypothetical coworker who is sufficiently good at their job that you put up with the death of everyone who enters the room with them.</li>
<li>The origin of the 10x programmer myth.</li>
<li>Never having met a 10x programmer, but having met a 10x QA tester.</li>
<li>The 10x singer who sings at 10x the pitch of regular singers.</li>
<li>Noodling vs. deliberate, thoughtful creation.</li>
<li>Whether having rock stars in your rock band is worth all the trashed hotel rooms.</li>
<li>A language derived from Australian sailor slang.</li>
<li>Mouth grass.</li>
<li>Trying to express a technical idea without using technical vocabulary.</li>
<li>The correspondence between the simplicity of vocabulary and the speed of spoken language.</li>
<li>Leaving space for audience participation.</li>
<li>A language that isn&#39;t a big compost heap like English.</li>
<li>English 2, where every single word is a swear word.</li>
<li>Making an operating system because God told you to.</li>
<li>Making a new operating system to talk to God because you don&#39;t trust MS-DOS.</li>
<li>Whether talking to God has more or less stringent security requirements than a voting machine.</li>
<li>Which mental illnesses make you a better programmer.</li>
<li>Implementing Minesweeper in your new OS in case you get bored talking to God.</li>
<li>The TempleOS indie game scene.</li>
<li>The music video generator Jim is never going to make.</li>
<li>Reconciling how you feel about a mentally ill asshole.</li>
<li>Being very online and really into the N-word.</li>
<li>Everyone loving your forum posts about weird bespoke operating system but being less into your race war posts.</li>
<li>Art and technology paradropped in from an alternate timeline.</li>
<li>Outsider art suspension bridges.</li>
<li>A trash peninsula that no longer has any homeless encampments on it.</li>
<li>Building a castle out of shopping carts and reclaimed concrete.</li>
<li>The text adventure that they named the genre after.</li>
<li>Dad bringing home an Amiga 500 and playing Marble Madness with you.</li>
<li>Accidentally flood-filling the wrong place and getting really upset because you don&#39;t know about the undo button.</li>
<li>The cool kid with the advanced Amiga 500 who becomes progressively less cool over time because his dad refuses to get a new computer.</li>
<li>Seeing Doom and realizing that your beloved Amiga is done for, and Commodore going out of business later that year.</li>
<li>Telling journalists that you don&#39;t exist when they approach you for an interview.</li>
<li>Backing away from the ARG puzzle you&#39;re designing when you realize solving it would involve doxxing yourself.</li>
<li>Building rapport with games journalists, but taking so long to make your next game that they&#39;ve left the industry.</li>
<li>The impossibility of building a fan following in video games after 2013.</li>
<li>Wearing a ratty fake mustache for your Problematic Jim alter ego.</li>
<li>Lying about how you made the horse talk.</li>
<li>Trying and failing to preserve the mystery by giving a fake mundane answer.</li>
<li>Finding value in a work while still being critical of it.</li>
<li>Becoming the avatar of embarrassing pop music.</li>
<li>Reclaiming &quot;guilty pleasure&quot; to mean something you enjoy by a problematic creator.</li>
<li>Society shaming you more for liking Fall Out Buy than liking a Polanski film.</li>
<li>What it would take to turn the average band into sex pests.</li>
<li>Soap opera production schedules.</li>
<li>Actors playing the same role for sixty years.</li>
<li>Not watching The Simpsons or South Park any more, but figuring that South Park must be holding up better because nobody is posting embarrassing clips of it on Twitter.</li>
<li>Your creative voice ossifying in the 90s and having to write in that voice for the rest of your life.</li>
<li>Remaining in the Garfield mines for the rest of your life when Garfield&#39;s legacy of shitposts is already secure.</li>
<li>Hoping that &quot;goodbye&quot; in Tok Pisin is a transliteration of &quot;see you in hell.&quot;</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/topiclords" rel="nofollow">Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early!</a></p>

<p>Lords this week:</p>

<ul>
<li>Craig was Jim&#39;s collaborator on Glittermitten Grove.

<ul>
<li>@craigtimpany on Twitter.</li>
<li><a href="https://www.mostlytigerproof.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.mostlytigerproof.com/</a></li>
<li><a href="https://pinballheresies.com/" rel="nofollow">https://pinballheresies.com/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Shannon does a lot of different stuff!

<ul>
<li>@plentyofalcoves on Twitter.</li>
<li>Strucci Movies. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ</a></li>
<li>Hbomberguy. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/hbomberguy" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/user/hbomberguy</a></li>
<li>Struggle Sessions. <a href="http://www.strugglesession.us/" rel="nofollow">http://www.strugglesession.us/</a></li>
<li>Critical Bits. <a href="https://www.criticalbitcast.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.criticalbitcast.com/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Topics:</p>

<ul>
<li>2:51 What are the best attributes for a collaborator to have? The worst?</li>
<li>10:45 Craig&#39;s favourite language, Tok Pisin of Papua New Guinea.

<ul>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tok_Pisin#Vocabulary" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tok_Pisin#Vocabulary</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>18:17 TempleOS

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.codersnotes.com/notes/a-constructive-look-at-templeos/" rel="nofollow">http://www.codersnotes.com/notes/a-constructive-look-at-templeos/</a></li>
<li>TempleOS games. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQtLv9GizKM" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQtLv9GizKM</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>31:28 Quill asks: &quot;What&#39;s your first memory being exposed to a computer?&quot;</li>
<li>35:30 Why faking one&#39;s non-existence might not be a great career move.</li>
<li>41:32 Re: media consumption- &quot;there are no guilty pleasures&quot;- do you agree?</li>
<li>49:26 Did you know that daytime soaps air a new episode every weekday? How is this possible?

<ul>
<li>Every episode of Passions, on YouTube. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu1cfjN6h09z6ssQcRwsJ8A/videos?view=0&sort=da&flow=grid" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu1cfjN6h09z6ssQcRwsJ8A/videos?view=0&amp;sort=da&amp;flow=grid</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

<p>Microtopics:</p>

<ul>
<li>Getting some emails in six weeks.</li>
<li>Tweeting about a book about olives and getting in touch with the author and starting a podcast about olives.</li>
<li>A dumb joke that you are taking very seriously.</li>
<li>Creating one podcast episode per olive cultivar.</li>
<li>Deciding that you&#39;d rather work with people you like than talented people.</li>
<li>The hypothetical coworker who is sufficiently good at their job that you put up with the death of everyone who enters the room with them.</li>
<li>The origin of the 10x programmer myth.</li>
<li>Never having met a 10x programmer, but having met a 10x QA tester.</li>
<li>The 10x singer who sings at 10x the pitch of regular singers.</li>
<li>Noodling vs. deliberate, thoughtful creation.</li>
<li>Whether having rock stars in your rock band is worth all the trashed hotel rooms.</li>
<li>A language derived from Australian sailor slang.</li>
<li>Mouth grass.</li>
<li>Trying to express a technical idea without using technical vocabulary.</li>
<li>The correspondence between the simplicity of vocabulary and the speed of spoken language.</li>
<li>Leaving space for audience participation.</li>
<li>A language that isn&#39;t a big compost heap like English.</li>
<li>English 2, where every single word is a swear word.</li>
<li>Making an operating system because God told you to.</li>
<li>Making a new operating system to talk to God because you don&#39;t trust MS-DOS.</li>
<li>Whether talking to God has more or less stringent security requirements than a voting machine.</li>
<li>Which mental illnesses make you a better programmer.</li>
<li>Implementing Minesweeper in your new OS in case you get bored talking to God.</li>
<li>The TempleOS indie game scene.</li>
<li>The music video generator Jim is never going to make.</li>
<li>Reconciling how you feel about a mentally ill asshole.</li>
<li>Being very online and really into the N-word.</li>
<li>Everyone loving your forum posts about weird bespoke operating system but being less into your race war posts.</li>
<li>Art and technology paradropped in from an alternate timeline.</li>
<li>Outsider art suspension bridges.</li>
<li>A trash peninsula that no longer has any homeless encampments on it.</li>
<li>Building a castle out of shopping carts and reclaimed concrete.</li>
<li>The text adventure that they named the genre after.</li>
<li>Dad bringing home an Amiga 500 and playing Marble Madness with you.</li>
<li>Accidentally flood-filling the wrong place and getting really upset because you don&#39;t know about the undo button.</li>
<li>The cool kid with the advanced Amiga 500 who becomes progressively less cool over time because his dad refuses to get a new computer.</li>
<li>Seeing Doom and realizing that your beloved Amiga is done for, and Commodore going out of business later that year.</li>
<li>Telling journalists that you don&#39;t exist when they approach you for an interview.</li>
<li>Backing away from the ARG puzzle you&#39;re designing when you realize solving it would involve doxxing yourself.</li>
<li>Building rapport with games journalists, but taking so long to make your next game that they&#39;ve left the industry.</li>
<li>The impossibility of building a fan following in video games after 2013.</li>
<li>Wearing a ratty fake mustache for your Problematic Jim alter ego.</li>
<li>Lying about how you made the horse talk.</li>
<li>Trying and failing to preserve the mystery by giving a fake mundane answer.</li>
<li>Finding value in a work while still being critical of it.</li>
<li>Becoming the avatar of embarrassing pop music.</li>
<li>Reclaiming &quot;guilty pleasure&quot; to mean something you enjoy by a problematic creator.</li>
<li>Society shaming you more for liking Fall Out Buy than liking a Polanski film.</li>
<li>What it would take to turn the average band into sex pests.</li>
<li>Soap opera production schedules.</li>
<li>Actors playing the same role for sixty years.</li>
<li>Not watching The Simpsons or South Park any more, but figuring that South Park must be holding up better because nobody is posting embarrassing clips of it on Twitter.</li>
<li>Your creative voice ossifying in the 90s and having to write in that voice for the rest of your life.</li>
<li>Remaining in the Garfield mines for the rest of your life when Garfield&#39;s legacy of shitposts is already secure.</li>
<li>Hoping that &quot;goodbye&quot; in Tok Pisin is a transliteration of &quot;see you in hell.&quot;</li>
</ul><p><a rel="payment" href="http://patreon.com/topiclords">Support Topic Lords</a></p>]]>
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